février 2012
13 billets
Woman logic
” I know it’s impossible, But i think I’m pregnant” -twilight
Really?
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feministsbakecupcakestoo:
blackbeatnik:
BYU Students on African Americans and Black History Month (I can’t find the words for this)
…wow…
This is a disgrace.
Jungle Fever? JUNGLE FEVER.
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thedailywhat:
In Case You Missed It of the Day: Speaking of which, Amy Poehler returned to Saturday Night Live last night to reunite with former Weekend Update co-host Seth Meyers for a special birth-control segment of “Really?!?” which delved into all the wacky, anachronistic mishegas the Republicans were up to this week.
On the one hand, I hope Amy returns to Weekend...
nothing: On "kinks" and sexual preferences →
chinkerbelle:
“EWWWW! PEOPLE ACTUALLY DO THAT?!”
If you like someone and are willing to please them and are comfortable doing so, it really shouldn’t matter to anyone else what you do and how you get it done. In the end, it’s just sex between two consenting humans and however manner that is achieved should not…
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you guys I've figured it out
my roommate is Patrick Star.
she’s dumb.
she’s fat.
she’ annoying.
she’s dirty.
she has no shame.
she lives under rock.
That must make me Squidward
No more greasy fried food
I hate when I go so long without eating crap food and than eat it again
B/c the first sip of soda taste like acid and the burger and fries feel like stones in my stomach.
miseengarde:
white girls who want my culture’s bindis and saris and henna
take my skin colour too
and my dark brown lips
take my self-hatred because i don’t fit into the euro-centric ideals of beauty
take the oppression too
take the history of colonization that has devastated my country
and the drones that currently devastate my country
take all the bad stuff too
not just the pretty,...
janvier 2012
29 billets
Anderson cooper is at my school my room is a four minute walk from him. So close yet so far away
nothing: I'm just posting because this is urgent:... →
chinkerbelle:
I bought two tickets (22 dollars each) on TicketFly for the Social/the Beacham and they’re for Sunday January 29th. My grandmother passed away this morning and her funeral is this weekend. I had to call out of work totaling my grand salary for the month to less than 100 bucks. I desperately need…
We Will Be Censoring All Of Tumblr Tonight At...
nigga is you serious?
sarahelizabeth7:
Since They changed Philosopher’s Stone to Sorcerer’s Stone for America, I decided to change the rest since us Americans are too dumb to understand the word philosopher:
Harry Potter and The Whisper Snake Place
Harry Potter and That Mean Jail Man
Harry Potter and The Hot Cup
Harry Potter and The Bird Club
Harry Potter and The Guy With Only Some Blood
Harry Potter and Death
...
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Everyone: Katniss Everdeen! The Girl On Fire! Peeta Mellark! The Boy With Bread!
Peeta: Wait-I was on fire too.
Everyone: Yeah, but you bake. So you're The Boy With the Bread
Peeta: So? Katniss hunts. Why isn't she called The Girl Who Hunts?
Everyone: Because she was on fire.
Peeta: But I was on fire too.
Everyone: Yeah but you bake.
Peeta: That's not-
Everyone: BOY.
Peeta: Very-
Everyone: WITH.
Peeta: Fair-
Everyone: BREAD.
Peeta: .....
Everyone: Would you rather be called The Boy With a Fake Leg?
Katniss: You have a fake leg?
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I don’t think it would bother me so much
that my roommate’s boyfriend spends the night often
If they were more attractive.
just something bothers me about unattractive people fucking
right next to me. like I can just imagine their ugly
love faces.
chinkerbelle:
I have this weird thing where if a group of my friends are doing something and I find out and they invite me last minute but the person who put it together didn’t invite me originally I feel unwelcome and won’t go.
abwhoretion:
I have a tab open of a picture of Harriett Tubman that I switch to whenever my parents walk in and think I’m doing homework.
I think I’ve been doing it since fifth grade idk why they haven’t caught on I just stare intently at the picture until they leave.
please explain to me
Why my roommate is reading her history text book to me
like she’s never heard any of this before.
im talking like basic shit yo like how america was discovered
like this is all new to her. I guess all they taught in her high school
is creationism, and that the earth is only 6,000 years old, and the earth is a flat disk that’s at the center of the universe and she just know found...
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“Ok guys due to a consistent overwhelming spam of Suzanne Collins “the...”
– it’s fucking amazing
Apparently the guy who voiced Bill in King of the...
veechyoda:
how-do-i-shot-web:
That’s rad.
Life makes sense again.
I’ve only been living on my own for a day and
all ready my anxiety has reached an all time high.
I’m scared shitless to leave my room and im lonely as fuck
why can’t I make friends in college like normal people?
décembre 2011
11 billets
vaguelyobvioussickness:
Too bitter to function.
Harry Potter and the Chinese Bootleg Subtitles
chinkerbelle:
thegeorgemott:
jesus christ. I’m dead.
Hogalwalz is the Greatet
and in that moment I swear we were melons.
how do I tell my dad I got a D in U.S. Gov't ?
I still got credit for the class
which means I still have financial aid
I also got another grant
but still it’s a D
and he’s kind of a jerk.
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I hate how
when Im writing something it’s like:
open word=> 2hours goofying off on interwebz
Title, date, name=> watch misfits
first sentience in thesis=> watch skins
second thesis point=> watch dexter
write other valuable thesis points=> tumblr
finish first paragraph => you tube, tumblr mad men, blogs, tumblr college humor, documentaries tumblr, porn, tumblr, how too’s,...
